“She sounds like a screeching ex-wife. … Men will know what I mean by this.”

“Mrs Clinton Testicle Lockbox is big enough for the entire democratic heirarchy.”

“Will this country want to actually watch a woman get older before their eyes on a daily basis?”

“I don’t know why the B-I-itch is staying in.”

“what could have John Edwards’ motivations been to have the affair with Rielle Hunter, given his wife is smarter than he is and probably nagging him a lot about doing this, and he found somebody that did something with her mouth other than talk.”

“[If Pelosi] wants fewer births, I have the way to do this and it won’t require any contraception: You simply put pictures of Nancy Pelosi … in every cheap motel room. … That will keep birthrates down because that picture will keep a lot of things down.”

“Some of these babes, I’m telling you, like the sexual harassment crowd. They’re out there protesting what they actually wish would happen to them sometimes.”

“She’s actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn’t have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat’s taught me more about women, than anything in my whole life.”

If I were Bob Woodward, I would be on a lookout for Mrs. Clinton and her testicle lockbox,

“Women actually wish for sexual harrassment”

He’s trying to figure out how he can get involved in the deal down there at Duke where the lacrosse team…supposedly, you know, raped, some, uh, hos.”

– “I just heard Erin Burnett sounding a little wifey. … Well [she was] whining.”

And yesterday, after Senator’s Snowe’s committee vote on the health care bill: “Women, Damn it.”