Dude, You Don’t Have an “Inner Vagina”

Following a lecture last week by Eve Ensler, author of The Vagina Monologues,  a young man named Jason Rzepka shared his reaction:

“She’s an extremely remarkable person. The world needs more Eve Enslers,” he said, championing her global activism. “I found my inner vagina.

Jason Rzepka, it’s time to turn in your man card.

I have no idea if Jason is straight, but pretending to discover his  “inner vagina” sounds like one of the saddest attempts to get laid I’ve ever seen.


3 Responses to “Dude, You Don’t Have an “Inner Vagina””

  1. Janis on March 2nd, 2010 7:51 pm

    Guys like that who pretend to be so in touch with their feelings are generally in touch with ONLY their feelings. And no one else’s. :-) I wonder if they’re aware that we know they’re full of shit.

  2. Janis on March 2nd, 2010 7:56 pm

    Christ, I can’t believe I missed this joke the first time.

    More men should find their inner vaginas. That way, they’d be in their bedrooms all damn day and night playing with them and stay the hell out of my way.

  3. Chad on March 3rd, 2010 12:53 pm

    Wow, that’s one of the saddest things I’ve ever heard, and is a harbinger of the downfall of western society.

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